WELL...I have a nice new shitty keyboard.... that I hate... but apart from that it works

and it has a calculator...that I'll never use...nice how it needs batteries even though you can plug it in.....ugh

keyboard number 3... first one I smashed...broke it over my knee because...I was in a state.....

keyboard number 2.. I smashed over my head yesterday because I spilled wine on it....a little bit of wine breaks it..... keyboard number 1 I spilled beer on..put in the dishwasher....it didn't work great after that....fucked up the ctrl key but..eh it worked...keyboard number 2 just crumbled when I smashed it over my head.... cheaply made wireless shit.....

keyboard number 3 is sturdy...the keys are...too light....the noise is..bleh.... and it needs batteries.....didn't know that when I saw the lead......plugs in and needs batteries..how ridiculous.........eh..maybe it will work without them...sccc oh it does... hurray... I'm slightly happier now..that I don't need to buy batteries.... ah well keyboard number 3.... I'll name you ... kenneth....

so kenneth.... lets see how long it is before I smash you...

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